Funny sms

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!



6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.



SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..





You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..




Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!



These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And
Never Can End….




I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.





I opened my wallet,
found it empty,
searched my pocket & found few coins,
searched my heart & i found u,
then i realised how rich i’m 2 hav U…




Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM




Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara soch k karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge



Life is a game which we have to play!
So, live it & have fun bcoz…..
Har pal me pyar hai,
Har lamhe me khushi hai,
Kho do to yaadein hai…..
jee lo to zindagi hai.





People live People die
People Laugh People Cry
Some give up Some will try
Some say hi Some say bye
Others may forget YOU but never will I.





A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest,
a friend is true.
A friend is precious
a friend is u.


A friend is sweet when its new?
but it is sweeter when its TRUE!
But u know what?
Its sweetest when its you.



Feel good when somebody Miss u.
Feel better when somebody Loves u.
But feel best when somebody never forgets u.


To live a life i need heartbeat,
2 have heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have heart i need happiness,
to have happiness i need a friend,
and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS




Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness






Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:



Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say, I am here for you.



Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven (I’m sure I’m)
And wait for you.



It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, excluding the one who
sent it to you.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.




God made butter,
god made cheese;
god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey,
god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!



A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.



Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.




God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
God made U n called CARTOON.





I m Sending a " LUN" 4 u.
L= Lot Of Love.
U= Unlimited Care.
N= Never Ending of Friendship.
So Get My "LUN"and Enjoy yourself...!





Its too heard to loose someone
who is 99% cute, 98% sweet,
97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.



Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.




It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button








MY EYES MISS U
MY FELLINGS LOVE U
MY HANDS NEED U
MY MIND CALL U Copyright www.lovelysms.com
MY HEART JUST 4 U
MY LIFE IS U
I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
I LOVE U
AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN .





balance finish honey de
bharley apna inbox or khud ko khush honay de
hai jo balance mare sim mein
wo finish ho jaiy ga
haiy itna space tere sim mein Copyright www.lovelysms.com
k tera mobile bhar jai ga






Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is a sign of loneliness,
every smile is a sign of kindness,
every SMS is a sign of rememberance.--







When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!





QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in...
and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum



If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
.
Nokia - connecting pipals.





whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".




Puppy dog asked to mummy dog:
Mummy who is my Father.
Mummy: Baby, keep silence,
don't disturb your Father,
he is reading this SMS now.


hold ten roses in ur hand
& stand in fron of a mirror,
u can see there eleven roses,
oh...! i am soorry daa,
still i am standing beside of u



A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking Copyright www.lovelysms.com
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKINGÖ§mäñ




Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...
Relex ur body Nd think about devil
as long as U can.
Now open ur eyes.
The devil is here.




u remmeber the day
u tarvell with me
u put ur face out of the window
and i put my maonkey face out of the window
then people start shoting
twins twins




Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...,










Nobody is like u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u,
nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur best fr,
nobody is happy with u....
dont cry.......my name is nobody




I m getting married next month....
its small party and
only few people will be invited......
dont bring any gift.....
just bring someone who ll marry me.





Its too heard to loose someone
who is 99% cute, 98% sweet,
97% loving, 96% talented
and 100% friendly,
Thats me,
whats a waste of life if u loose me.




if u read this, i m smart..
if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous...



Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous,
thts enough bout me... how r u ?









Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,
Do More,Demand Less,
Smile Often,Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,
Cry Once for missing me everyday.



Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass



The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?



i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again




U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...




My cell phone loves it when u sms:
its little face lights up,
bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it.
I think u should sms more often,
i think it likes u!PRETTY